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Dear :iconbloody-uragiri:,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass under the bus and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet, and I'm scratching my butt as you read this. 
Go milk a cow,
~Tasuko


~How to make the meme!~


Dear (choose a random person) ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)



1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes


2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear


3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper


4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? 
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly 
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile


7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails


9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose


12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself



    • Mood: Llama
    • Listening to: American Girl (Bonnie McKee)
    • Reading: The Things They Carried
    • Watching: Pokemon xy anime
    • Playing: Piano
    • Eating: tomatoes
    • Drinking: Water

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    Akirovon Featured By Owner 8 hours ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
    Thank you so much for the favs Ryuuko Ryuushi Mifune (Moe and feeling love) [V1] 
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    mewtasuko44 Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  Hobbyist Artist
    ur welcomez~ :iconsmilieplz:
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    maniacaldude Featured By Owner 21 hours ago  Student General Artist
    Thanks for the fav.
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    mewtasuko44 Featured By Owner 21 hours ago  Hobbyist Artist
    ur welcome~
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    maniacaldude Featured By Owner 21 hours ago  Student General Artist
    May I asked what you liked about it?
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    mewtasuko44 Featured By Owner 21 hours ago  Hobbyist Artist
    well, it was very cute, and I also like the simple approach by using pencils :D
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    Sharindan-dragon Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
    Thanx for the fav :icondragonhug:
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    mewtasuko44 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
    no problem :meow:
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    Akirovon Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
    Thank you so much for the watch :iconslowhugplz:
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    mewtasuko44 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
    aah ur welcomez~ :iconletmehugyouplz:
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